What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What happens to single guys when they get older?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

Do you have any problem dating a younger man?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?